Softlaunchtm
This is the unofficial pre-soft launch of yet another useless website. The beauty of this site: no ads, no 80 … Continue reading →
View ArticleBadvertising I
Our first example is the Diet Coke “Panty Fetish” ad. It features a guy (Ben Affleck!!!) talking about how it’s … Continue reading →
View ArticleLos Angeles
Super. For the record, and it is a big record, Blurbomat.com has relocated to sunny, fantastic, impossibly huge and siliconed … Continue reading →
View ArticleInterstate Lifestyle
Just like John Goodman’s character Gail in Raising Arizona, I LOVE to drive. And nothing is better than opening it … Continue reading →
View ArticleCaravan
What is the compulsion for Americans to move move move Modern Bedouin style in giant yellow trucks? To further opportunity … Continue reading →
View ArticleL.A. People Can’t Drive
What is it with these people in this, the car capital of the world? It’s dark during evening rush hour … Continue reading →
View ArticleOffice Attire
For the first time in at least a decade, the Blurbomat editorial staff has to work at a full-time job … Continue reading →
View ArticleOffice Space
Recessional times demand a certain action. Like most of my ilk, I’m shoring up on the client-side of things, hiding … Continue reading →
View ArticleBadvertising – Nice Rack
Recent travel dictated that I purchase a PC rag to read while waiting through endless security checks. Normally, Blurbomat would … Continue reading →
View ArticleNervous Talking Thing
Yesterday’s blurb dealt with Vanilla Sky, a movie directed by Cameron Crowe. Today, as I’m getting ready to take The … Continue reading →
View ArticleHappy New Something
Right. Back from the holiday familial timeshare. Ready to take on the world. Ready to take 700 Sudafed tablets every … Continue reading →
View ArticleA day.
My life, so-called and possibly cancelled, told via pictures. It’s a 440k download
View ArticleTechgasm
For the past few years during the second week of January, I made the 4 block walk down 4th Street … Continue reading →
View ArticleHubristicalifragile
The final post office visit. The final signatures. The final kind words. The final day. The final wait.
View ArticleReally Really Real Reality
This is not a lie. About all I can write today: Alerted family members. We’re former Mormons so that means … Continue reading →
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Marlo. Drums. Awesome.
Marlo is 100% killing her first session behind the kit. Continue reading →
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Merry Christmas from the girls and me
The requisite holiday shot. It's time for Marlo to attend design school. She's got art director all over the place. Continue reading →
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